I have never and will never understand what the hell goes through Eric Bischoff's bleached brain, or how the hell one man can contradict himself on such a regular basis. He's a walking controdiction.
First of all, he constantly insults srestling fans. How the hell is that going to help TNA get more viewers? After the miserable 0.97 rating TNA got last week, shouldn't old Uncle Eric be kissing my ass mercilessly in an attempt to get me to turn on TNA's atrocious product for fifteen minutes, so they can raise the quarter hour rating for 1/8 of Impact? Well, even if Bischoff did start treating the fans with any sort of respect, who would believe it? He's been such a merciless bastard to "the marks" for so long that nothing out of his mouth could ever be taken as anything more than backhanded and fabricated.
Second, isn't Eric the guy that says "controversy creates cash" or whatever his stupid little manta is? Okay, Eric, if you want controversy, why is it that everytime fans start to criticize you on your Facebook page, you call them "trolls" and run and hide. How does that make any marginal sense? Eric can handle the mormal "fuck you" and "you're an asshole" postings in his page, because even he can't help but admit they're true. Those things roll right off his fat sweaty back, but when a fan starts to ask intelligently constructed, well thought out questions in an attempt to get legitimate answers and enlightenment, Bischoff responds with something like "I'vee been in the business for so long..." or "People who haven't been in the business don't know...". I'll tell you one thing, I don't have to have ever booked a wrestling show to know that a good ninety-five percent of every angle TNA is booking these days is recycled WCW crap. I don't have to have any experience in the wrestling business to know what I want to see on my television when I turn on pro wrestling, and what I don't want to see. I don't want to see old-timers. I don't want to see matches that last less than seven minutes. I don't want to see junked out Jeff Hardy. I don't want to see the lazy, arrogant moron that RVD has become. Let's face it, he was always arrogant, but at least ten years ago, he could back that up in the ring. No so thing these days. I don't want to see cartoon versions of formerly entertaining wrestlers (a la Abyss). I don't want to see any of the garbage that TNA wants to shovel down my throat.
Despite the flaws in logic that I've just pointed out, and the flaws that others continually point out, Bischoff and his little pal Eric Hurvey (another idiot that got into the wrestling business by "knowing somebody: and has no right or reason to be there(, and all the other Hollywood wannabe morons in TNA (including Queen Dixie of the country of Dumbassadonia) keep doing the same crap week in and week out. I'm no longer willing to even watch TNA PPVs for free on the Internet, let alone turn on their Thursday night crapfest on Spike.
Somebody please do me a favor and knock me unconscious for the next year and a half. Maybe after that period of time, when Hogan and Bischoff's contracts are up, we can get back to professional wrestling as it should be, as it used to be in TNA. I expect the company to go belly-up like a malnurished Guppy before then...ut I guess I can still hope right?
Saturday, August 21, 2010
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